Nicki Minaj is in the desert with no food or water, when she all of a sudden sees an oasis
But it turns out it’s just a Nicki Mirage
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Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
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THAT’S THE POWER OF PINE SOL BABY i yell as i smash open my coffin to the horror of everyone gathered at my funeral
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if i had a nice body my life would improve at least 500%
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